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Sparkyv2

Tue 07 Feb, 2006


Blonde Moment

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The
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route they were flying had a layover in another city.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Upon their
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arrival,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
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airline personnel to eat,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> shop and stay overnight.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The next morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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route,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he noticed the new stewardess was missing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He knew which room
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she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She answered the phone,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> crying,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and said she couldn't get out of her <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You can't get out of your room?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the captain asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why not?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Thestewardess replied:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"There are only three doors in here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she sobbed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"one is the bathroom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> one is the closet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and one has a sign on it that
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says <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Do Not Disturb'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 08 Feb, 2006


Re: Blonde Moment

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