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djm

Tue 07 Feb, 2006


wealthy hospital benefactor

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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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when during her tour,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she passed a room where a male patient was
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masturbating furiously.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh my GOD!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> screamed the woman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's disgraceful!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why is he <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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doing that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm very sorry <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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that you were exposed to that,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but this man has a serious condition <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and if he doesn't do that <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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at least 5 times a day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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could easily rupture"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Oh well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> in that case,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I guess it's ok.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> commented the woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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In the very next room,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a male patient was lying in bed and it was <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the woman screamed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh my GOD!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> How can THAT be justified?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Again the doctor spoke very calmly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Same illness,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> better health plan.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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aiolos

Tue 07 Feb, 2006


Re: wealthy hospital benefactor

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That's one hell of a health plan <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:arrow:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Where do I sign up <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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aiolos

Tue 07 Feb, 2006


Re: wealthy hospital benefactor

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Sorry about the double post.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Damn forthnet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it took so long to post this that I hit refresh and got a double post.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Greek users will understand what I'm talking about <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:evil:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Thu 09 Feb, 2006


Re: wealthy hospital benefactor

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HAHAHAHAHAHA