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Jah Ji

Mon 06 Feb, 2006


Italian Tomato Garden

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An old Italian man lived alone in the country.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He wanted to dig his tomato garden,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> His only son,Vincent,who used to help him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> was in prison.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear Vincent,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If you were here my troubles would be over.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I know you would dig the plot for me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pop
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A few days later he received a letter from his son.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear Pop,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Not for nothing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but don't dig up that garden.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's where I buried the BODIES.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Vinnie
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At 4 a.m.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the next morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They apologized to the old man and left.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That same day the old man received another letter from his son.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear Pop,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's the best I could do under
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the circumstances.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Vinnie


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Neo

Wed 08 Feb, 2006



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Mouahahahaha nice one


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vrs

Sun 12 Feb, 2006


Re: Italian Tomato Garden

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I.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.very funny