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bossman3961

Sun 05 Feb, 2006


The miracle of toilet paper

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The miracle of toilet paper
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Fresh from my shower,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I stand in front of the mirror,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If you want your breasts to grow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Willing to try anything,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> rubbing it between my breasts.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How long will this take?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I ask.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"They will grow larger over a period of years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he replies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I stop.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Without missing a beat he says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Worked for your ass,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> didn't it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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omgwtfhax

Sun 05 Feb, 2006


Re: The miracle of toilet paper

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hahaha,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that was funny.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 06 Feb, 2006


Re: The miracle of toilet paper

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Kill him!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> LOL