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Neo

Fri 03 Feb, 2006


elder joke

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A 97-year-old man said to his doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I've never felt better.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have an 18 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What do you think about that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I have an <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One day when He was going out in a bit of a hurry,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he accidentally picked up his Umbrella instead of his gun.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he got to the creek,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He raised his umbrella and went,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'bang,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> bang'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the Beaver fell dead.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What do you think of that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The 97-year-old said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'd say somebody else shot that beaver.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The doctor replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My point exactly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>