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Jah Ji

Thu 02 Feb, 2006


I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

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Three women had a very late night drinking.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The next day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they all met and compared notes about who was drunkest the night before.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> saying,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I drove straight home and walked into the house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The second said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You think that was drunk?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't even have insurance!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The third proclaimed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Damn,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I was the drunkest by far.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When I got home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got into a big fight with my husband,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> knocked a candle over,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and burned the whole house down!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The room was silent for a moment.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Then,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the first girl spoke out again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Listen girls,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't think you understand.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.Chunks is my dog.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:shock:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Thu 02 Feb, 2006


Re: I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

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now that is one to remember <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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jkf

Thu 02 Feb, 2006


Re: I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

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Another good one ther Jah Ji.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Will have to remember to tell that one to the girls at the office.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I'm sure they will get a good laugh out of that one too.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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omgwtfhax

Thu 02 Feb, 2006


Re: I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

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lmao,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thats funny but also gross.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> i couldnt imagine the look on the womens face if this was real.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Fri 03 Feb, 2006


Re: I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

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DAMN ewwwwww lol