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djm

Tue 31 Jan, 2006


Monday laugh...

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WELL.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ONE!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I NOTICED HIS NAME TAG,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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SUDDENLY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I REMEMBERED A TALL,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HANDSOME,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WAY BACK THEN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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UPON SEEING HIM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HOWEVER,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THIS BALDING GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HMMM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.OR COULD HE?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"YES.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> YES,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I DID.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'M A MUSTANG,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I ASKED.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HE ANSWERED,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"IN 1959.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO YOU ASK?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I EXCLAIMED.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THEN,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THAT UGLY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> OLD,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 01 Feb, 2006


Re: Monday laugh...

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Holy S*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*t <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hahahahaha