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Jah Ji

Tue 31 Jan, 2006


Confidential Surgery

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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants
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her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the
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breeze.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
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secret and the Surgeon agreed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
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carefully placed beside her on the bed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Outraged,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she immediately calls in
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the doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
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that the first rose was from him:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"The second rose is from my nurse.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She assisted me in the surgery and
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empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And what about the third rose?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she asked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He wanted to
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thank you for his new ears.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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jkf

Tue 31 Jan, 2006



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Repost.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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http:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>/<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>/wastedtimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1375
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but it was a good one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you couldn't hear it before.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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