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Jah Ji

Mon 30 Jan, 2006


Oral Medicine

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A woman had been in coma for months.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nurses were in her room
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giving her a sponge bath.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One of them was washing her private area and
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noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They
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tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They went to her husband and explained what had happened,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> telling him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Crazy as it sounds,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
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her out of her coma!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The husband was somewhat sceptical,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but they assured him that they would
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close the curtains for privacy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He finally agreed and went into his
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wife's room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After a few minutes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the woman's monitor flat-lined,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no pulse,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no heart
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rate.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The nurses ran into the room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What happened?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they cried.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The husband said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm not sure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I think she choked on it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:shock:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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GeoSonic

Mon 06 Feb, 2006



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That is just sad,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the guy was an idiot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 11 Feb, 2006



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Great,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> i have to tell this to nurses i work with.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Many thanks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>