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djm

Sun 29 Jan, 2006


Gotta love her

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A gay man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> went over to their house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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sat down at the kitchen table,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> let out a big sigh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Mum,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have something to tell you,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm gay.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His mother made no reply or gave any response,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the guy was about to repeat it <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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to make sure she'd heard him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when she turned away from the pot she was stirring <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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and said calmly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You're gay,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy said nervously,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Uh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> yeah,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mum,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that's right.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His mother went back to stirring the pot,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>