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djm

Sun 29 Jan, 2006


Super Bowl game

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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As he sits down,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"the seat is empty.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"This is incredible,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the man.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Who in their right mind would have a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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seat like this for the Super Bowl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the biggest sporting event in the world,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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and not use it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> actually,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the seat belongs to me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I was supposed to come <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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with my wife,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but she passed away.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This is the first Super bowl we haven't <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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been to together since we got married in 1967.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm sorry to hear that.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's terrible.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But couldn't you find someone <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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else <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a friend or relative,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or even a neighbor to take the seat?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The man shakes his head.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they're all at the funeral.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>