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Jah Ji

Fri 27 Jan, 2006


You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You think a woman who is <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"out of your league"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> bowls on a different night.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Someone in your family died right after saying,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Hey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> guys,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> watch this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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9.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your junior prom offered day care.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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10.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You think the last words of the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Star-Spangled Banner"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> are <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Gentlemen,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> start your engines.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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11.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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12.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse
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13.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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14.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One of your kids was born on a pool table.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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15.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
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16.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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17.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Fri 27 Jan, 2006



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heheheh.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good ones.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Know any dads that are uncles to the same kid?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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