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BRAIN53

Thu 26 Jan, 2006


Vibrator

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As a woman passes her daughter's bedroom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she hears a strange buzzing noise.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Opening the door,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she sees her daughter giving herself a workout with a vibrator.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Shocked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What's going on?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The daughter replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Mom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm 35 years old,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> unmarried,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and this thing is as close as I can get to a husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> go away and leave me alone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The next day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the girl's father hears the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Upon entering the room,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he observes his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he asks what she's doing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the daughter says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Dad,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm 35 years old,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> unmarried,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and this thing is like a husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> go away and leave me alone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A couple days later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the wife and daughter come home from a shopping trip,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> place the groceries on the kitchen counter,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and hear a familiar buzzing noise coming from the family room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They enter the area and observe the husband/father sitting on the couch,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> staring at the TV.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The vibrator's next to him on the couch,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> buzzing like crazy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The wife asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What the hell are you doing?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The husband replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Watching the ball game with my son-in-law.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>