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BRAIN53

Thu 26 Jan, 2006


Daddy's gonna eat your fingers

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This one is for all of you who:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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a)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> have kids
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b)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> had kids
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c)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> was a kid
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d)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> know a kid
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As I was packing for my business trip,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my three-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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At one point,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Daddy look at this,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and stuck out two of her fingers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Trying to keep her entertained,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When I returned,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What's wrong,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> honey?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What happened to my booger?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>