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bossman3961

Sun 22 Jan, 2006


Powder Viagra

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Everything checked out fine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I haven't had sex for years now,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The doctor smiled and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Have you tried to give him Viagra?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The lady frowned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she claimed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor continued,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"let me suggest something.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Crush the Viagra into a powder.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When you are giving him coffee,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stir it into the coffee and serve it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He won't notice a thing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The old lady was delighted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She left the doctor's office quickly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Weeks later the old lady returned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She shook her head.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How did it go?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor asked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Terribly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> terribly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Did it not work?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the old lady said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It worked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Then what is the problem,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ma'am?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 23 Jan, 2006


Re: Powder Viagra

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