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bossman3961

Sun 22 Jan, 2006


Firm It Up!

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One morning while making breakfast,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If you firmed this up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> While this was on the edge of intolerable,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she kept silent.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The next morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you firmed these up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we could get rid of your bra.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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This was beyond a silent response,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> With a death grip in place,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you firmed this up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we could get rid of the gardener,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the postman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the poolman and your brother.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 23 Jan, 2006


Re: Firm It Up!

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YOU GO GIRL!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hehehhe <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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aiolos

Mon 23 Jan, 2006


Re: Firm It Up!

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D he he.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I wonder how he made it through the door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>