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bossman3961

Sun 22 Jan, 2006


Lawyer Marriage

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> On their wedding night,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she told her new husband,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Please be gentle,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm still a virgin.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the puzzled groom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How can that be if you've been married ten times?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#1 was a sales representative;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he kept telling me how great it was going to be.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#2 was in software services;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#3 was from field services;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#4 was in telemarketing;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> even though he knew he had the order,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#5 was an engineer;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> implement,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and design a new state-of-the-art method.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#6 was from finance and administration;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he thought he knew how,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#7 was in marketing;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> although he had a nice product,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he was never sure how to position it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#8 was a psychologist;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all he ever did was talk about it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#9 was a gynecologist;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all he did was look at it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#10 was a stamp collector;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all he ever did was.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> God!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I miss him!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But now that I've married you,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm really excited!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Good,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the new husband,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"but,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You're a lawyer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>