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Jah Ji

Sat 21 Jan, 2006


Blonde of the day

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Two sisters,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> one blonde and one brunette,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> inherit the family ranch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Unfortunately,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after just a few years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they are in financial trouble.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they need to
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purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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breed their own stock.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They only have <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$600 left.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Upon leaving,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the brunette tells her sister,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"When I get there,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if I
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decide to buy the bull,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll contact you to drive out after me and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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haul it home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The brunette arrives at the stockyard,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> inspects the bull,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and decides
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she wants to buy it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The man tells her that he will sell it for <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$599 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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no less.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After paying him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she drives to the nearest town to send her
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sister a telegram to tell her the news.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She walks into the telegraph office,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I want to send a
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telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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ranch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it
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here so we can haul it home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then
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adds,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It's just 99 cents a word.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after paying for the bull,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the brunette only has <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$1 left.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She
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realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After a few minutes of thinking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she nods and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I want you to send
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her the word <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'comfortable'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The operator shakes his head.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How is she ever going to know that you
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want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and
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drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her
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just the word <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'comfortable'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The brunette explains,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My sister's a blonde.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The word's big.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She'll
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read it very slowly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> com-for-da-bull"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Sat 21 Jan, 2006


Re: Blonde of the day

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Good One Thanks <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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aiolos

Sat 21 Jan, 2006


Re: Blonde of the day

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Very interesting interpretation of the word.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:wink:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>