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fieryred

Wed 24 Aug, 2011


Men get a second opinion

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The doctor said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Joe,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the good news is I can cure your headaches.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The bad news is that it will require castration.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You have a very rare condition,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe was shocked and depressed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He wondered if he had anything to live for.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He had no choice but to go under the knife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he left the hospital,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As he walked down the street,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he realized that he felt like a different person.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He could make a new beginning and live a new life.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He saw a men's clothing store and thought,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'That's what I need.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A new suit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He entered the shop and told the salesman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'I'd like a new suit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Let's see.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Size 44 long.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe laughed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'That's right,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how did you know?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Been in the business 60 years!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the tailor said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As Joe admired himself in the mirror,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the salesman asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'How about a new shirt?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe thought for a moment and then said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Sure.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman eyed Joe and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Let's see,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe was surprised,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'That's right,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how did you know?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Been in the business 60 years.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'How about some new underwear?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe thought for a moment and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Sure.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Let's see.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Size 36.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe laughed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Ah ha!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got you!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman shook his head,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'You can't wear a size 34.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New suit <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$400 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New shirt <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$36 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New underwear <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$6 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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jkf

Wed 24 Aug, 2011


Re: Men get a second opinion

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ha,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ha,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ha <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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fieryred

Thu 25 Aug, 2011


Re: Men get a second opinion

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LOL I thought it was a good example of a man's ego.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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BRAIN53

Sun 28 Aug, 2011


Re: Men get a second opinion

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Very good <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D