----------------------------------- fieryred Thu 21 Jul, 2011 Jokes from a doctor ----------------------------------- While gator has been in the hospital so much, he developed a 'relationship' with one of his doctors and here are three jokes the doctor told him, in my presence. I hope they don't offend anyone, but Gator wanted me to post them way back when..... Q: What are the bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: It's Braile for "suck here" Q: How is a wife like a hurricane? A: They're both wet when they come/cum, and when they leave they take your house, your car and all your money. ----------------------------------- jkf Thu 28 Jul, 2011 Re: Jokes from a doctor ----------------------------------- ha, ha, didn't see this one until just now. It seems that doctors are not too discrete in mixed company anymore. Mine does the same thing with me in front of his female nurse. ----------------------------------- fieryred Thu 28 Jul, 2011 Re: Jokes from a doctor ----------------------------------- Glad it didn't offend, :D There was a third one, but for the life of me I can't remember it, If I do, I will post it, I know gator wont remember, lol ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Wed 03 Aug, 2011 Re: Jokes from a doctor ----------------------------------- Very funning :D ----------------------------------- fieryred Wed 03 Aug, 2011 Re: Jokes from a doctor & new joke ----------------------------------- jkf, your doctor is really bold, he could face sexual harrassment charges, unless the nurses told him the joke first, lol...... me, I worked in an all male environment for so long, it was like water off a duck. I enjoy a good joke, as long as it is not too distasteful, and I have had those too..... gator gets upset that I never filed sexual misconduct at a previous employment, cause I had plenty of witness that were willing to back me, but I figured, men will be men, and if they got out of line, I put them back in it..... :twisted: here is one I got from that place: A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street one day, when the redhead saw her boyfriend coming out of a florist. She turned to the blonde and said, "Oh great! He's buying me flowers. Looks like I will be spending the weekend with my legs up in the air." The blonde turned to her with an inquisitive look on her face and asked, "Why, don't you own any vases?"