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BRAIN53

Fri 10 Sep, 2010


The Economy Is So Bad....  How Bad Is It?

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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HOW BAD IS IT?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Can you afford fries with that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My ATM gave me an IOU!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If the bank returns your check marked <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Insufficient Funds,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you call them and ask if they meant you or them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and they re-possessed her!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A picture is now only worth 200 words.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They renamed Wall Street <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Wal-Mart Street <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When Bill and Hillary travel together,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they now have to share a room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Oh Great!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The guy who made <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$1.5 trillion disappear!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> finally.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wars,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> jobs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my savings,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Social Security,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> retirement funds,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> etc.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I called the Suicide Hotline.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got a call center in Pakistan <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and when I told them I was suicidal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they got all excited,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and asked if I could drive a truck.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>