----------------------------------- jkf Fri 20 Jan, 2006 transplant ----------------------------------- A man was involved in a car accident and his arm was crushed very badly and it must be amputated before it becomes a life threatening complication... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: We are going to have to amputate you arm to save your life, sir... Man: Do what you have to do... I don't feel like dying... Doctor: Good news... we have a spare arm, Bad news... its a woman's arm... Man: Does't matter... save me... Doctor: As you wish, sir... So they operate successfully and some time goes by... They meet each other at the golf course one day about a year later... Doctor: Hey, how's that arm working out for you? Man: It's great... my golfing has improved, my putting is more accurate. It lets me do a lot of delicate work with it now, such as sewing, and painting. My handwriting has also improved and things are on the upside now. Doctor: Does it ever give you any problems? Man: Well, there is this one thing... everytime I get an erection, I also get a headache... jkf :cool: :cool: :cool: ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Fri 20 Jan, 2006 Re: transplant ----------------------------------- HahahahahahaĆ¢ā‚¬Ā¦booooĆ¢ā‚¬Ā¦.hahahahaha :lol: ----------------------------------- peiratns Fri 20 Jan, 2006 Re: transplant ----------------------------------- hahahahahahahahahahahaha The hand belonged to a married woman wasn't it?! Good one JK!