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BRAIN53

Thu 02 Apr, 2009


little Joseph

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For his birthday,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> His father said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Son,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we'd give you one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but the mortgage on this house is <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$280,000 and your mother just lost her job.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There's no way we can afford it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So he <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Son,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> where are you going?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Little Joseph told him;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$280,000 mortgage and no Fucking bike!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Thu 02 Apr, 2009


Re: little Joseph

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LMAO!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>