----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Sun 01 Feb, 2009 Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but go od idea!' A po lice officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Fina lly, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the groun d. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some s ort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' ----------------------------------- jkf Sun 01 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- lol.... :lol: :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- Mop Sun 01 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- hbgator Wed 04 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- great one :D ----------------------------------- Mop Wed 04 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- The myth goes that urinating against an electric fence also is quite a shocking experience. I saw an episode of Mythbusters once that proved this myth busted (I believe)... I've even tried it as a kid while on vacation in Switzerland. A low voltage electric fence it was. And no....it didn't work....luckily.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- jkf Thu 05 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- About a dozen years ago, I was driving through central California where there are a lot of farms with cows. The cows stayed a few feet away from the fence but when we pulled over because my friend said he wanted to take a closer look at the cows, they came closer to the fence. Not knowing that the fence was electrified, we couldn't figure out why they still wouldn't come any closer when we tried to feed them some things out of our cooler. So as stupid as we were, I reached through the fence with my hands without touching the fence to touch the cow, and my friend grabbed the fence at the top, getting shocked and pushing the whole fence down right on my arm and getting me zapped too... well, we learned real quick what was keeping the cows away from the fence!!! ----------------------------------- Mop Fri 06 Feb, 2009 Re: Old Timer Sex ----------------------------------- Yes it was the same kind of fence in Switzerland. The wise cows stayed away but we brave youngsters couldn't resist touching the fence and I ...well I even tried the peeing game. Ah...those days...when we were brave...and younger...;-)