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BRAIN53

Thu 04 Dec, 2008


911

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Dispatcher <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 9-1-1 What is your emergency?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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on the corner.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Do you have an address?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have on a blouse and slacks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 9-1-1 What is your emergency?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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caller <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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cheese sandwich
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Dispatcher <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Excuse me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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table and when I came back from the bathroom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> someone had taken a bite out <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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of it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Was anything else taken?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and
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tired of it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't
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have an eleven on it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This is nine eleven.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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thing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Honey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I may be old,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I'm not stupid.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My Personal Favorite!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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apart
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Is this her first child?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you idiot!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This is her husband!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And the winner is.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 9-1-1
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yeah,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm having trouble breathing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm all out of
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breath.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Darn.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.I think I'm going to pass out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> where are you calling from?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm at a pay phone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> North and Foster.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> an ambulance is on the way.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Are you an asthmatic?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No
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Dispatcher:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What were you doing before you started having trouble <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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breathing?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Caller:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Running from the Police.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sat 06 Dec, 2008


Re: 911

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Over here in Holland 85%<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> of the emergency calls are either fake/pranks or accidental calls.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Big problem it seems.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Our government has started a special public awareness campaign to get attention to this situation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>