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mimi_44

Sat 29 Nov, 2008


Letter from a Hillbilly Mother to her Son

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Dear Son,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I am writing this real slow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'cause I know you can't read very fast.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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We don't live where we did when you left.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You read in the paper that most accidents
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happen within twenty miles of home so we moved.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I won't be able to send you the
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address <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'cause we don't have one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The last family that lived here took the numbers
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off the house with them for their next house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so they wouldn't have to change their
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address.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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This place has a washing machine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The first day I put four shirts in,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> pulled the chain
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and I ain't seem <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'em since.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It only rained twice this week.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Three days the first time and four days the second time.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You know the coat you wanted me to send to you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Well <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Aunt Sue said it would be
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too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons on it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so we cut them off and
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put them in the pockets.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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We got a letter from the funeral home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They said if we don't make the last payment on Granny's funeral bill <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> UP SHE COMES!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your sister had a baby this morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I ain't heard whether it is a boy or a girl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so I don't
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know if you're an uncle or an aunt.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your Uncle John fell in a whiskey vat,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> some men tried to pull him out,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he fought
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them off,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so he drowned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We cremated him and he burned for three days.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One was driving,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the other
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two were in the back.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The driver got out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He rolled the window down and swam to
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safety.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The other two drowned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They couldn't get the tailgate down.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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There's not much news this time,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nothin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> much has happened.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mama <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sat 29 Nov, 2008


Re: Letter from a Hillbilly Mother to her Son

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