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mimi_44

Sun 09 Nov, 2008


Redneck Pick-up Lines

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Redneck Pick-up Lines
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1)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Did you fart?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cuz you just blew me away.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My Love fer you is like diarrhea,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I can't hold it in.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Do you have a library card?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cuz I'd like to check you out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Is there a mirror in yer pants?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cuz I can see myself in em.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You might not be the best lookin girl here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but beauty's only a light switch away.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If yer gunna regret this in the mornin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we kin sleep til'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> afternoon.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Mon 10 Nov, 2008


Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines

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Okay <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm gonna try out some on my GF <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> see if I stay in 1 piece.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Mon 10 Nov, 2008


Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines

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mmmmmm.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> must only work on redneck gals.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Tue 11 Nov, 2008


Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines

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Yeah <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Dutch ladies are used to more awkward chat up lines I guess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:wink:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>