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BRAIN53

Thu 29 May, 2008


Chinese Sick Leave

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I NO COME WORK TODAY'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Hung Chow calls into work and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Hey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I no come work today,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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really sick.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got headache,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stomach ache and legs hurt.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I no come work.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The boss says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'I really need you today.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When I feel like this,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I go to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my wife and tell her to give me sex.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That makes everything better
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> go to work.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You try that.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'I do what you say and I feel great.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I be at work soon.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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you got nice house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Sun 01 Jun, 2008


Re: Chinese Sick Leave

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Thanks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that was pretty good.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>