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BRAIN53

Wed 19 Mar, 2008


Welfare Line

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Welfare Line
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He
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marched straight up to the counter and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Hi.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I just HATE
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drawing welfare.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'd really rather have a job.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The social worker behind the counter said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your timing is excellent.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
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chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You'll have to drive
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around in his Mercedes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and he'll supply all of your clothes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Because of
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the long hours,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> meals will be provided.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You'll be expected to escort the
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daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
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sexual urges.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You'll
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be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The salary is
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$200,000 a year.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wide-eyed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You're bullshittin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> me!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The social worker said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yeah,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> well <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you started it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>