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BRAIN53

Wed 12 Mar, 2008


The Vibrator.......

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THE VIBRATOR.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SHE HEARD A STRANGE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> OPENING THE DOOR,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SHE OBSERVED HER <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SHOCKED,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SHE
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ASKED:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE DAUGHTER REPLIED:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"MOM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> UNMARRIED,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AND <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> PLEASE,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> GO <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE NEXT DAY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSE D BEDROOM DOOR.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> UPON ENTERING THE ROOM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> TO HER VIBRATOR.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE DAUGHTER <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SAID:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> UNMARRIED,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> PLEASE,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A COUPLE DAY S LATER,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> PLACED THE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> FROM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> OF ALL PLACES,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE LIVING ROOM.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DOWNING A COLD BEER,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AND STARING AT THE TV.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ON THE COUCH,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE WIFE ASKED:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THE HUSBAND REPLIED:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sun 03 Aug, 2008


Re: The Vibrator.......

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