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hbgator

Fri 14 Dec, 2007


Oh, those crazy nuts!

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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
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baseball game.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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For weeks in advance,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he coached his patients to respond to his
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commands.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When the day of the game arrived.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Everything went quite well.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As the National Anthem started,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor yelled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Up Nuts"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the
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patients complied by standing up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After the anthem,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he yelled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Down
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Nuts"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and they all sat back down in their seats.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After a home run was
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hit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor yelled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Cheer Nuts"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They all broke out into applause and
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cheered.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of
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the home team,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the Doctor yelled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Booooo Nuts"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and they all started
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booing and cat calling.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Comfortable with their response,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor decided to go get a
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soda and a hot dog,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> leaving his assistant in charge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he returned,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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there was a riot in progress.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Finding his tizzied assistant,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What in the world
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happened?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The assistant replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well everything was going just fine
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until this guy walked by and yelled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"PEANUTS!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>