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hbgator

Thu 08 Nov, 2007


So, Hillary was out jogging

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Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> parkway when she tripped,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> fell over the bridge railing and
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> landed in the creek below.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Before the Secret Service guys could get to her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 3 kids who
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> were fishing pulled her out of the water.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She was so
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The first kid said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I want to go to Disneyland.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Hillary said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No problem,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll take you there on my
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> special Senator's airplane.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The second kid said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I want a new pair of Nike Air
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jordan's.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Hillary said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll get them for you and even have Michael
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sign them!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The third kid said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I want a motorized wheelchair with a
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> built in TV and stereo headset!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"But you
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't look like you're handicapped.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The kid said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I will be after my dad finds out I saved
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your ass from drowning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sat 10 Nov, 2007


Re: So, Hillary was out jogging

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