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BRAIN53

Sun 28 Oct, 2007


The Drunk

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The Drunk
>                
>                An extremely modest man was in the
>hospital for a series of tests, the
>                last of which had left his bodily
>systems extremely upset.
>                
>                Upon making several false alarm trips to
>the bathroom, he decided the
>                episode was another and stayed put. He
>suddenly filled his bed
>                with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
>his ability to remain rational.
>                
>                In a complete loss of composure he
>jumped out of bed, gathered up the
>                bed sheets, and threw them out the
>hospital window.
>                
>                A drunk was walking by the hospital when
>the sheets landed on him. He
>                started yelling, cursing, and swinging!
>his arms violently trying to
>                get the unknown things off, and ended up
>with the soiled sheets in a
>                tangled pile at his feet.
>                
>                As the drunk stood there, unsteady on
>his feet, staring down at the
>                sheets, a hospital security guard
>(barely containing his laughter) who had watched the
>                whole incident walked up and asked,
>"What the heck is g oing on here ?"
>                
>                The drunk, still staring down replied:
>"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"
>                
><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Happy Halloween <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Mon 29 Oct, 2007


Re: The Drunk

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Damn ghosts.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.full of shit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Good one!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>