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BRAIN53

Wed 12 Sep, 2007


Pharmacology . . .

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PHARMACOLOGY <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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In Pharmacology,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all drugs have two names,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a trade name and generic name.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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For example,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
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Acetaminophen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Aleve is also called Naproxen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Amoxil is also call
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Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After careful
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consideration by a team of government experts,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it recently announced that it
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has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Also considered were
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Mycoxafailin,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mydixadrupin,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mydixarizin,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Dixafix,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and of course,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Ibepokin.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Pfizer Corp.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
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form,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
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use as a mixer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
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a stiff one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and it gives
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new meaning to the names of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"cocktails"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"highballs"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and just a good
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old-fashioned <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"stiff drink"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
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name of:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> MOUNT <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DO.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Thought for the day:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There is more money being spent on breast implants and
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Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This means that by 2040,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there
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should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
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absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>