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djm

Tue 11 Sep, 2007


Field trip to the racetrack

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A group of 2nd,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 3rd and 4th graders,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> accompanied
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by two female teachers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> went on a field trip to the
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local racetrack <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Churchill Downs)to learn about
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thoroughbred horses and the supporting
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industry(Bourbon)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but mostly to see the horses
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When it was time to take the children to the
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bathroom it was decided that the girls would go
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with one teacher and the boys would go with the
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other.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
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outside the men's room when one of the boys came
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out and told her that none of them could reach the
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urinal.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Having no choice,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she went inside,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> helped the boys
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with their pants,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and began hoisting the little boys up
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one by one holding onto their <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"wee wees"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> to direct the
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flow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As she lifted one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she couldn't help but notice that he
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was unusually well endowed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Trying not to show that
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she was staring,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the teacher said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You must be in the
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4th grade.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ma'am,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"he replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm the jockey riding Silver
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Arrow in the seventh.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Wed 12 Sep, 2007


Re: Field trip to the racetrack

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.too bad I went to a religious school when I was around that
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age,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> where the teachers were either priests or nuns.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nothing
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much to write home about.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 12 Sep, 2007


Re: Field trip to the racetrack

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Very Funny Good One <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>