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BRAIN53

Sat 11 Aug, 2007


The Pasta Diet

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The Pasta Diet
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1)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You walka pasta da bakery.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You walka pasta da candy store.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You walka pasta da table and fridge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And for those of you who watch what you eat,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> here's the final word on nutrition and health.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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CONCLUSION:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Eat and drink what you like.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Speaking English is apparently what kills you.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Tue 14 Aug, 2007


Re: The Pasta Diet

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lol <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> great one!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> btw i love pasta.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>