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bossman3961

Tue 17 Jul, 2007


Just a few short ones

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Did you hear about the gay magician?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He vanished with a poof.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He bought a warehouse.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Mickey Mouse has been thrown out of Disneyland.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Not sure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I heard it had
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something to do with Muffin the Mule.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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To pot the brown.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Whatâ<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>€<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>™s the difference between erotic and kinky?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Erotic,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you use a feather.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Kinky you use the whole chicken.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can unscrew a light bulb.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What gets longer when pulled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> fits between a women's boobs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> inserts neatly in a hole
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and works best when jerked hard?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A Seat Belt.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It goes in dry and it comes out wet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the longer it's in the stronger it gets,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it comes
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out dripping and starts to sag.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's a Tetley's tea-bag.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's a monkey got in common with a chainsaw?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They both shag up trees.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>