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Tue 10 Apr, 2007


Pet

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After some discussion he finally bought a centipede,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(100 leg bug)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which came in a little white box to use for his house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He took the box home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> found a good location for the box,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So he asked the centipede in the box,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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But there was no answer from his new Pet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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This bothered him a bit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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So he waited a few minutes more,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thinking about the situation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He decided to ask him one more time.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Hey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> in there!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Scroll Down.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A little voice came out of the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> box:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I heard you the first time!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm putting my f*cking shoes on!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 11 Apr, 2007


Re: Pet

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA TOO CUTE!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>