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bossman3961

Sat 17 Mar, 2007


An American and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman

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An American and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After a few cocktails,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the men began discussing their home lives.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Last night I made love to my wife four times,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the American bragged,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"and this morning she made me a delicious breakfast and she told me how much she adored me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Ah,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> last night I made love to my wife six times,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the Italian responded,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When the Englishman remained silent,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the American smugly asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Once,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Only once?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the Italian arrogantly snorted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And what did she say to you this morning?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Don't stop.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>