-----------------------------------

bossman3961

Sat 17 Mar, 2007


Too Enthusiastic

-----------------------------------

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He knocks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and before she has a chance to say anything,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
He says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Lady,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll eat every chunk of it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
She turns to him with a smirk and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You want ketchup on that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
The salesman says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why do you ask?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
She says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>