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Humor :: RE: Benefits of exercise

Mop — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:32:22 GMT

Author: Mop
Subject: Re: Benefits of exercise
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:32 am (GMT -5)

I like the third one best...
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Humor :: RE: Benefits of exercise

jkf — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:21:57 GMT

Author: jkf
Subject: Re: Benefits of exercise
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:21 pm (GMT -5)

Now I've got all the comebacks for my neighbor who's
trying to get everyone to walk with him!!!

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Humor :: RE: Benefits of exercise

mimi_44 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:18:07 GMT

Author: mimi_44
Subject: Re: Benefits of exercise
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:18 pm (GMT -5)

Humor :: It's Soooo Hot!

BRAIN53 — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:26:07 GMT

Author: BRAIN53
Subject: It's Soooo Hot!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:26 am (GMT -5)

It's Soooo Hot!

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Humor :: Benefits of exercise

BRAIN53 — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:23:04 GMT

Author: BRAIN53
Subject: Benefits of exercise
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:23 am (GMT -5)

* Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.

** My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we
don't know where the hell he is**.**

** I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.**

** The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

** I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing**.

** I joined a health club last year ...
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.**

** Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

** I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

** The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
....'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

** If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

** I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,.......
..... just getting over the hill.

** We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

** .... and

** Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.